The League of Legends

The Wuju Bladesman ( Chapter 5 )

Garen : Hahahaha !!! I kill them !!! I got it !!! My first win !!! Jarvan , XIn did you see that ..... Did you see that ??

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??? : Hahahaha !!!! Sexy and magnificant !!! that's an awesome tower !!!

Garen : Hahahaha !!  Indeed ... I'm here !!!

-------------- (the bladesman use its alpha strike ) -----------------------

Garen : That tower shall not fail ... Oh !!! f**K !!!! OH !!! F**k!!!

??? : Don't !!! My Honored garen ... we stand together ..... And we both hate the evil power from noxus ....

Garen : What !!! But you're pushing the wrong tower ?? ...

??? : Oh !!!my bad ...Pushing tower is my habit ... can't resist it !!!

Garen : For f**k Sake ... we got owned completely ....

??? : No... Victories is not depend on towers ... Its about faith !! No matter what kind of mistake I've made ...I'll try my hardest to redeem myself .... Honor garen my blade is yours...

In that moment Garen meet Master yi ( The wuju bladesman ) ......

Master yi is a mystical warrior from the isles of Iona ... When the Noxus attck the Ionia , master yi joined the Ionian defense to fight craven enemy .... Master Yi bring his mastery of blade to the League of Legends ....

Master yi : Although I did some Mistake ... mainly because of my bad habits ... I got used it !!!

Tryndamere : I've been here for some quiet time yet have'nt achieved anything .... I, the barbarian ..... have some real talents and strenght but never got to used them ... Shockingly garen bears with my rudeness ....

While tryndamere is walking at the forest he saw a minion .....

Minion :  Hahahaha !!!  the lizard elder blessed me .... haha !! Imma go get rid of Garen and get RED BUFF !!! RED BUFF !!!

Tryndamere : the evil forces got the red buff !!! and wants go after garen ?? I shall not let that happen ... Thanks for the red buff !!!

Tryndamere follow the minion and then he talked to him ...

Tryndamere : hey lady ... You , the one who bully garen ... leave your red buff ....

Minioin : Get the f**k off ...

Tryndamere : I can spin , standing tho ...

But when Tryndamere start to attack .... Xin Zhao suddenly ...

-------------------- (shhhhhhhhhhhh) ----------------------------------

Minion : Ahhh !!! daisy !!!

Tryndamere : Judging by the looks, this guy got used to suffer ....

Minion : ahhhhh !!!! Awooo !!!!

Xin Zhao : I'm the one who's supposed to save the world, yet the world's been trolling me !!! Got Shot while lying down ....

Tryndamere : I, the barbarian, only need to swing my sword three times to get a kill , yet the world's been jealous to me ...

While tryndamere and Xin Zhao are talking.... Master yi that is in the bushes is sneeking for the two ....

Master yi  : These two ..... These two ....

Tryndamere : You, did you come to get red buff ??

Xin Zhao : You can have red buff .... But I'll take daisy ...

Tryndamere : DEAL !!!!

Xin Zhao : Let's do this ...

When the two ready to attack each other master yi ......

-------------------- ( shhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhh ) -------------------------------

Tryndamere : aghhh !!!

Xin Zhao : Aghhhh !!!! 

Master yi : Here my red buff... also that's daisy is mine .... hahahaha !!!

Xin Zhao : OMG ?? three masters meet together ... What will happen next ??

When the three are talking ...... a girl voice hurriedly heard by the three ...

Katarina : Yo, trolls , y'all will be my kills ... Ayahahahaha!!!!!

Katarina used its super skill "Death Lotus" ....

Tryndamere : Aghh !!! 

Xin Zhao : AGhhh !!! Is this Katarina again ... How would my zhao spear lose to those daggers ??

Master yi : No matter how many mistakes I've made, I'll make up for them by all means ... This wound is nothing worth worrying about ... The Bladesman is here .... !!!

Tryndamere : I, the barbarian , the number sword in the world ...... I need to show my 5 seconds manliness even more if chicks are around ..... Ayaahhhhh!!!!

master yi : No matter what kind of mistakes , as long as we stand together .... My blade is everyone's blade ....

Xin Zhao : Never happened , Never happened before .... I , Xin Zhao , never could stand and fight agin after losing ... As long as the target appears ... the spear will not lose it .... That's me .... The  Seneschal of Demacia ....

Xin Zhao , Tryndamere and Master Yi attcked katarina .... and after that ....

Xin Zhao : We've faced the same difficulties ...

Master yi : Heroes know about each other ...

Tryndamere : It's like the old days ....

Xin Zhao : Elder bro , Barbarian ...

Tryndamere : Second Bro , Yi...

Master yi : Zhao the third ....

The three laugh and work together as a team and ..... they pray together in the altar .....

Tryndamere, Master Yi and Xin Zhao : We can't ask for being born at the same date , but we hope that we can get outta this ELO hell at the same date ...

Xin Zhao : Only a troll know about the other troll ...

Master yi  : Trolling isn't a bad thing , but a true hero would stop trolling ...

Tryndamere : A true hero know's hoe to LOL ....

After praying Tryndamere , xin Zhao and Master yi are become all friends and after the prayer thyey laugh and laugh .... but a girl seen them laughing and all together ....

??? : Hah ?? Trynd , Yi and Xin are all together .... Looks like the soul - stirring hero - age is approching .... And I should start doing something ....

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