Luke;
Baby girl are you okay?I have 37 missed calls and 12 voicemails off you?!?
You; OMG.HOLU SHIZNITLE.LIUOKE HEMMINGS JUTS TX ED MEP.
Luke;
Babe,Luke Hemmings is your boyfriend.
You;
OMG DOESZ DAT MAEN IMA HVE HIS KIDSH AND GET MARDFID?!?!??!?!
Luke;
Only if you go home and cuddle with him.
You;
FULC OLAY TELL HIME IMA COME NOW DEN YH?
Luke;
Sure baby girl ;)
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Michael;
Who ate my pizza?
You;
I KNQOAS I KNQOW THE WOMANS WHU ATE DAT FLY AND HORSIE AND CATZ AND DUG.
Michael;
Why (Y/N)? Why? ;(
You;
I fink sze wuz hungrys.
Michael;
Are you drunk kitten?
You;
Nofe.
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Calum;
Your friend just called to say your riding a dog thinking its a horse while shouting "giddy up" do you want me to come to pick you up.
You;
LeaZe pwitty polly alonze calcium.
Calum;
Calcium? ;(
You;
K-ck-k-k-k ALCIAMZ :)
Calum;
I'm on my way.
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Ashton;
Hey honey are you having a good night?x
You; i dunto whu yup are buh no.me cuteeee buyfweinf at hume anf i wunna cuddles him xuz he is nice.
Ashton;
Oh baby.Go home then,I'm sure he wants to cuddle as well seen as your nice too ;)
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5SOS // Preferences ◡̈
FanfictionSo I decided to make my own type of preferences.Everything i have wrote i came up with it myself so please do not copy any storys,If you do please give me some credit. Thanks lovelies Pov: point of veiw (Y/N): your name (Y/L/N):your last name @Y/T...
