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Luke;
Caun i orders a nicess piza pwease?

You;
Luke are you okay?

Luke;
Swnd it thru screen plz

You;
Go home and have pizza with your girlfriend instead lukey :)

Luke;
Okie fairyz gudmova

You;
Oh luke haha

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Calum;
COPME AND DANXE WUIC ME :)

You;
Calum,boo,i'm at home.

Calum;
I ashed a mun to take me tu a plcae called hume buh he has never heard of ot.How doi i come hume?

You;
Boo.I'm coming to get you.

Calum;
Wep cann gu tuo hume togwwhva?

You;
Of course boo x

Calum;
Sweetz.
Calum; i cannn nut waitz to go hume naw.
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Michael;
KUTTEN!

You;
Yes Mikey?

Michael;
GIVE ME MOU SHOEZS BXAK NAWE!

You;
Mikey i haven't got your shoe baby.

Michael;
OHU!i foutnd et!!!!!!

You;
Where was it?

Michael;
UOn mye foot.wait ...woah

You;
Wassup?

Michael;
I hve 2 foots!!

You;
Oh god Mikey.Tell Luke to drop you home x

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You;
Ash are you okay? X

Ashton;
I miz beinfg atb hombe with me gurf fewendle :(

You;
She misses you too,Go home,Okay?x

Ashton;
Okayd jesus fank u for advise u hve given

You;
Its okat God

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