Alice's POV: I suddenly hear someone pick up on Tori's phone. "Tori you have to help me!!! Plea- "Ian. What did you do to me?!" Tori interrupted.My eyes widen, "Um.... Is this Tori Paul?" I ask.
There is a pause. "No... Are you Ian Hecox..?" What should I say? I sit down at the kitchen table and reply, "Well... Yeah..?" I know this is Tori.. It has to be. Or else something is wrong. "Okay dude, Look.. I know this is hard to believe but I am your best friend.. I don't know what happened but something did and now I am a Fucking girl!" She exclaimed.
"A-Anthony?" I ask shocked. "Yes, the one and only." I nervously say, "Um.. Hah well I have to tell you something Ant..." He replied, "What?" calmly. I sighed, "I am not Ian... I am the girl that you are now's best friend... My name is Alice."
There is a long pause on the other line, "WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO IAN?!" He yelled furiously. I pulled the phone away from my ear because his yelling was so loud.
"I don't know! Okay? Look I will call my number and see if.. uh well me.. answers!" He sighed annoyed. "Well I am driving over to our house because we need to find a way to switch back.. I don't want to be a chic."
"Yeah well I don't want to be a dude so I guess we are both equal huh?" I reply frustrated. He hangs up. Ugh. I start dialing my number.
Ian's POV: I answer the phone and I hear my voice say reluctantly, "Hello?" I feel pure anger rise up inside of me and I yell into the phone, "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!"
No reply. "ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I look out the window and see Bethany come running out with a key and Kammy jumping in happiness. Oh great. I suddenly hear a sigh and er well me replies.
"We... somehow switched bodies..." I scowl, "Well no shit." I hear myself cuss under my breath, "Look Ian, my name is Alice. I don't know what happened but you need to come over NOW. We need to figure out what happened to us."
I nod and suddenly I hear a clicking noise. I look over and see Kammy open the door and Bethany is holding a bat. "Surrender or we will knock you out." Kammy says annoyed. Bethany spots Alice's phone and her eyes widen.
"Holy tits. Who the heck are you talking too?!" Bethany yells. I hear Alice yell through the phone and Kammy looks in curiosity. Bethany yells, "FOR SMOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!" and leaps into the car and I try to press the hang up button but i'm too late.
She grabs it smiling deviously. "Hi who is this?" she asks. suddenly her eyes widen and she grins. "KAMMY OH MY FRICK IT IS IAN HECOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!" she screams in a fan girl voice.
Kammy grins, "PUT THE PHONE ON SPEAKER!!!!!!!!" I sigh as they click the speaker button. "Prove your Ian Hecox!!" Kammy says into the phone. "Er... um.. well uh.." Alice says.
"That is enough proof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS IAN HECOX'S VOICE!" Bethany yells excitedly. Kammy squeals like a little kid. God they act like 16 year olds not 22 year olds! "Have my babies!" Bethany squeals.
There is a long awkward pause. "Um.... hey.... We need your friend Alice... she won a contest to meet smosh..." She says. I look up at them and their eyes widen and Kammy blushes. "Uh can we come?! We are Alice's friends!" There is a sigh.
"Sure?" I glare. "Oh heelllll No are they coming!" I yell irritated with Alice, Bethany gives me the puppy dog eyes and Kammy looks like she is on the verge of crying. I feel instant guilt and I sigh. "You can come guys." They squeal excitedly in unison.
"Oh and your friends Tori and Heidi won too." Kammy and Bethany look at the phone confused. "How did we not know about this contest?" Alice says suddenly, "Well Alice knows the way to our house! See ya later Bye!" Alice hangs up.
I look at Kammy and Bethany and the grin. "We will go get packed!" And they race inside. This should be a long trip... Suddenly I hear my phone ring again and I look over and see a guy named Jace calling.
"Hmm..." I answer it.
Tori's POV: I wait in the waiting room awkwardly in my spongebob boxers seeing people stare at me and parents covering their childrens eyes. Suddenly a woman comes over and passes me 50 bucks. "Hey what is this for?"
The lady looks at me sympathetically. "To help you with your mental illness." I glare, "Um lady I don't have a mental illness.." She scowls, "Oh okay then. Never mind." She grabs away the 50 bucks and walks away shaking her head saying, " Damn Jackass kids these days. Ugh."
I frown and suddenly the nurse walks in, "Anthony Padilla?" I nod smiling and she looks at me like i'm insane. She grabs my hand and leads me to a doctors office and I sit down and wait. Suddenly a old bald doctor comes in.
"Uh sir... what is wrong?" I frown knowing all he is thinking about is my spongebob boxers. "I- I am not myself today..." He looks at me seriously, "I can tell." I glare in annoyance, "I know I sound crazy but I woke up in a different body."
He growls, "Hmm... You drunk?" I narrow my eyes. "No." He sighs, " Do you have some kind of weird disorder or are you on crack?" I yell angrily, "AHH FORGET IT!" I walk out annoyed slamming the door behind me. Maybe somehow Ian can help. He has to.. Ant is his best friend.
I stomp out and the lady at the front desk grabs my arm. "Sir.. you look unhappy.. want a lollypop?" I reply, "No shi... wait a lollypop?" She nods. "Yes please..." She passes me a red one and then I continue storming out licking my lollypop viciously as I walk out the door.
I jump into my car and drive back towards the house.
10 minutes later...
I slam the door and walk into the house and see Ian sitting down on the couch seriously. He looks up at me with sadness and anxiousness in his eyes. Suddenly it changes to a confused look, he looks me up and down. "Bad day?" I yell in anger and storm into my room slamming the door.
Atleast I think it's my room...
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It's a smosh thing
HumorAlice is 21 and she has a abusive, stalkerish, boyfriend and 4 supporting best friends. Tori is 21 with a abusive, drunk, boyfriend with 4 supporting best friends. Ian is 25 and brokenhearted after he found his girlfriend (Melanie Moat) cheating. An...
