Me? Love Him? No Way!

I Have A Cute, Crazy Stalker On My Tail... [E]

''Okay, you have exactly two minutes to tell me, why the hell you're here!'' I huffed at him, crossing my arms over my chest.

''Don't like surprises, I see.'' he commented breezily, not at all surprised at my tone.

'’One minute forty seconds, and counting.'' I snapped.

''Oh come on, I told you, I came to see you! Shall we start what we didn't get a chance to do last night?'' he suggested, smirking and sending a wink my way. Oh, the nerve of that pervert.

''Okay,’’ I nodded slowly. ‘’Now you have two minutes to get your ass outta my room before I call Mike.'' I hissed, threatening him.

''Ooh Mike, eh?’’ he grinned, seeming to enjoy my pain immensely. ‘’Well does your big brother know you were spending last night with me?'' Apparently he must have seen my appalled face since his smirk grew bigger if that were possible. How dare he threaten me like that?! ''I didn't think so either.''

''Get out!'' I hissed venomously, thrusting my arm out to point to the window.

''No.'' he spoke clearly and slowly. He got off my bed and slowly started making his way near me. My eyes widened, and I held out my arm in warning.

''Stop, Aaron. Stop.'' I said, hating myself when my voice came out a little shaky.

'’What if I don’t want to?'' he breathed.

 Okay, now he was in my personal bubble and I didn't like it. Not one bit. I held my breath as my words got stuck in my mouth at his closeness. He was so close; I could feel his breath on my face. He bent down and for a moment I honestly thought he was gonna kiss me before-

''Ha-ha you..should..ha.have see..seen your...face!'' he curst out laughing, barely a coherent word coming out of his mouth. He backed away. Something I was thankful for. He leaned down, slapping his knees between his guffaws. A dark scarlet color designated itself on my cheeks and the tips of my ears in humiliation.

''You perverted jerk!'' I yelled and pounced on him like a cat. I attacked every inch of him I could get my hands on which only encouraged his laughter. We were literally rolling on the floor. After a minute of me domestically violating him and his loud laughter, he abruptly stood up and got quiet.

''Shit!’’ he suddenly muttered lowly, and my confusion only grew as I stood up and brushed imaginary dust off of me. ‘’Now we've done it. I can hear your brother coming up and there's no way I can make it out in a minute so...'' His eyes darted to my closet and then he quickly ran to it.

''No!'' I exclaimed forcefully. Is he insane? He wants to hide in a girl’s closet. That’s one place you don’t mess with in a girl’s room. '’No way, are you gonna hide in my closet!''

''Look if your brother sees me here he's gonna ask me who I am, how I know you etcetera etcetera, and then I’d have to tell him about what happened last night and... Well you get the picture.''

 Oh trust me I got the picture and believe me I didn't like it one bit. Mike was already as overprotective as it is, and I barely went to parties! He’d have me on house arrest for the rest of my life if he got a drift of this incident. Have I said this before? Well, that’s how serious this is! So I sighed and reluctantly agreed. It’s not like I had much of a choice anyway. Aaron looked like he’d made his mind up about hiding in my closet.

''Okay, but no touching anything.'' I warned him as he dashed to the closet. He scoffed before mischievously grinning.

''Why? You hiding something, princess?'' he said, though rolling his eyes. I just urged him in as I heard Mike’s footsteps approaching. He nodded and got in and I’d just shut the closet door when Mike turned the knob and entered the room.

''Andy?’’ he asked softly, peeking in. I was awkwardly standing in front of my closet door, blocking it. I’d never been in such a position – sneaking a guy on my closet to be more specific, actually sneaking around in general – so this was very scary for me. ‘’Why were you yelling a minute ago? Is everything alright?''

Crap, what the hell do I say?!

''Oh nothing…’’ I trailed off, trying to improvise. I hated lying. ‘’I was actually singing, yeah! That's what I was doing!'' I admit, I wasn’t the best – okay, I was probably the worst – liar in the world.

''Okay…'' Mike said, though narrowing his eyes in suspicion. I don’t think he believed me but he nodded and respected my privacy, as he left the room. Phew... that was close. I turned around and faced the closet. I opened the door, to see Aaron awkwardly squashed between the hangers and my clothes.

''Okay. Mike’s gone, now leave!'' I ordered in a low voice. He got out of my closet, sending me a cheeky grin and sat on my bed again.

''C’mon, why do you want me out so badly?'' he pouted adorably.

''Because I don't want a stranger in my bedroom.'' I answered honestly. It was honest, true, but not the whole truth.

''But you slept in mine!’’ he argued, a smirk on his face. ‘’So it's only fair if you let me sleep in yours. Now I’m not asking to sleep here, but a little bonding time would be very much appreciated, Andy.'' he stated.

''NO WAY!'' I almost yelled. Almost, being the key word.

''Keep it down…'' he hushed me.

I started biting my nails nervously. ‘’No bonding time. No appreciation. No nothing. You. Out of my room. Now.’’ I don’t even think I was making any sense but I don’t care.

 ''Fine I’ll leave... I can see when I’m not wanted,’’ he pouted again, standing up. Really?! I felt like screaming. You can?! ‘’I’ll leave for now, but I’ll be back.'' It almost sounded like a promise as he walked over to the window.

''Oh no, you won't.'' I muttered heatedly, as he got out of my window the same way he got in. As soon as he was out, I locked the window.

''Nana nana na na!'' I sang obnoxiously as I did a happy dance in my room. He just chuckled, probably hearing me and seeing me as he climbed down the oak tree in my backyard and left with a quick wave in my direction.

He’s just lucky I never got those bulldogs I’ve wanted since my 6th birthday.