Vampires have issues

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Vampires L♥VE the color red.

            I find it odd that they love red so much.  I mean they say the reason why red is the most important color is because blood is red.  Apparently they never took basic science.  Blood is only red when it is mixed with oxygen, but when vampires sink their greedy fangs into the source they don’t give it enough time to mix with oxygen.  Truthfully, their favorite color should be more of a murky purple.

....Or maybe they're just colorblind :o

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