Me: Matt, Matthew, and I are challenging you, alfred and a person of your choice to a hockey game.
Al: Deal! *shakes my hand*
Me: get ready to die. *walks away
Al:!?!?!?!?! e.e
Alfred: D8 DUDE WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!! DON'T MESS WITH THE CANADIANS ON ICE!!!!!
Al: don't worry cause I'm recruiting Russia.
Alfred:......... We're all going to die.... I'm going to go tell my loved ones good bye......
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Matthew: a hockey game huh? Sounds fun.
Me:AWESOME! It's tonight at 6.
Matt: ok then.
~at the game~
Me: you prepared to die?
Al: We have a secret weapon.
Ivan: hi sunflower.
Me: Ivan I'm sorry. Your one of my friends but on the ice there is no mercy.
Ivan: Da.
Me: LET'S BEGIN!!!!
~10 minutes later~
Matthew: yes 911? We have 3 guys down at the hockey rink that need urgent care....... Um hockey incident..... *lookes at a badly brused and unconscious Al, Alfred, and Ivan*.......yes thank you for your time............... Bye. They will be here in 30 minutes.
Matt:........... Want ice cream?
Me: Let's go. *leaves with Matt and Matthew
