Me: *bored* sooo bored..... *sees Alfred* hmmmmmmm Oh! *smirks and walks up to Alfred*
Alfred: oh hey Lava....
Me: ohhh deary me! My little brother's in his bedroom, smoking weed~ *puts my hands on my cheeks and looks in despair*
Alfred: Oh god no.
Me: I tell him he should get up 'cause it's already half past three but he won't be bothered cause high on tlc~ *jumps and pinches his cheeks*
Alfred: Lava....
Me: Oh I only say it cause I care so please don't you start pulling my hair~ *pulls my hair*
Alfred: Why the he**
Me: Now now there is no need to swear. Please don't dispare mon frere~ *laughs and runs*
Alfred: IMMA GET YOU!!!!!!! *chases me*
Me: NEVAH!!!!!!
