OH CRAP SHE'S

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Matt: Don't mess with Lava right now...

Allfred: Imma test that theory!

Al: YEAH

Matt: Ok go waltz into your death bed. See if I care.

Alfred: *walks up to me with Al* Hey Lava! What's up?

Me: *eye twirch* what's up? YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S UP!?!?? I FEEL LIKE A F***ING SNAPING TURTLE IS TRYING TO MAKE IT'S WAY OUT OF MY STOMACH THROUGH MY VAGINA AND YOU JUST SAY WHAT'S UP!?!?!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE GET MY FEELINGS!?!??? ALL I WANNA DO IS GO HOME AND SLEEP BUT NO! I HAVE TO GO TO A WORLD MEETING HERE PEOPLE ASKING ME WHATS UP?!!!!!! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT??? F*** YOU TOO!!!!!!

Al:....

Alfred: S-SORRY

Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!?!?!?

Alfred & Al:........ Are you pregnant?

Me:.....

Everyone: crap

Me: YOU WANNA HOCKEY STICK UP YO A** BOYS CUZ THATS WHAT YOU GONNA GET *Emil holds me back* LET ME GO!!!!!

Emil: no

Me: LET GOOOO!!!!!

Emil: GIRLS

Mexico & Berlin: GOT IT *drags me to my house*

Me: *sobbing* I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE!

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