Alfred: YO GUYS! I'M THROWING AN AWESOME PARTY AT MY PLACE AND YOUR ALL INVITED!!!!!!!!!!
Gillen: i hear that people get drunk at parties. Which leads to..... Stuff...... Then leads to a pregnancy. Then leads to abortion which is taking away life.... Excuse me while i go sit in my corner....*goes to emo corner*
Me:........ Well then..........
Matthew: Yay parties!
Matt: count me out. *walks out of the room*
~time skip~
Me: So i was all like - MATTHEW??
Alex and Lacelin: *cracking up*
Matthew: *drunk* ~hic~ Madam Mozel~ Your taking my dreath away ~hic~ here's me number *has a bottle of wine in his hand* call me *wink*
Random Girl: hehe~
Me: *face palm* oh god......
