ASS WAR

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Me: *slowly walks into the kitchen after hearing dad and my aunt talking about butts for some reason*

Dad: mY ASS IS BETTER THAN YOUR'S-

Aunt: NUH-UH

Me: what the heck did i just walk in to

Dad: AN ASS WAR

Aunt: DANNY (dad)- XD

Me: *falls to knees dramatically, clutching sides while I silently laugh my lungs out* I can't...XDD

*you can guess how their conversation went because I honestly don't know*

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