"i like my girls just like i like my honey, sweet.."
started- april 12th 2024
finished- ?
(i edit this mf everyday or whenever i get new ideas and wanna fix something so don't mind me)
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analeya woke up to emoni tapping her shoulder like she was a human snooze. "wake up! wake up! we gotta clean today!"
analeya groaned into her pillow but rolled outta bed anyway. "girl you acting like we signed a contract."
emoni just smiled and shoved a spray bottle into leya's hands.
lord, what did i get myself into.
they turned the music all the way up and got to it.
emoni dancing around with the broom like it was a microphone, screaming lyrics she only halfway knew.
"this my song!" she yelled, twirling so hard she almost knocked over the lamp meanwhile analeya folded laundry on the couch & shook her head laughing at her daughter.
she gon knock herself out before she picks up a crumb.
after an hour of "cleaning," (which was really just emoni moving dust around while giggling), they collapsed on the couch. "i soooo hungry," emoni announced.
"say less," analeya said, grabbing her keys.
cleaning lasted all of ten minutes, but at least she earned pancakes.
they ended up at ihop.
emoni ordered chocolate chip pancakes bigger than her whole head and kicked her legs under the table while waiting.
"it's takin forever," she pouted. when the food finally came, she lit up. "look, mommy! it gots a smiley face!" she said, pointing at the chocolate chips that weren't even a smiley face but analeya just nodded like it was.
if i argue with her imagination, we'll be here all day.
after breakfast, they ran to the grocery store. emoni sat in the cart & kept grabbing random stuff off the shelves.
"can we get cookies? can we get juice? can we get cereal with the tiger?" she asked a hundred times before they even made it past the first aisle.
analeya side-eyed her. "girl you act like you paying."
emoni laughed and pointed to more things she wanted.
when they passed the baby section, emoni pointed at a tiny onesie. "awww, so wittle! the baby need this one."
analeya smiled, tossing it in the cart. "you just want an excuse to shop."
once they were home and the bags were put away, analeya finally had a little solo time.
she thought she'd just chill, but instead she went into full "let's deep clean everything i own" mode. except it was her version; starting to fold clothes, then sitting on the bed scrolling, then half-cleaning the kitchen before facetime distracted her.
