Short Stories of my life

I'm a special kinda weird

I'm that one friend that just don't care. I don't get jealous or embarrassed but I do get silly. I sent this to a friend and the next time I seen him I did it.
"I will lick the side of your face and tell you if you would be a good meal or not. I will attack you with no warning what so ever and rap my legs and arms around you and call you my cute little teddy bear."
Oh and trust me it was so funny.... For me. He was all like get away you crazy chick. Be a weird one for a day it'll change your life.