Music to my Ears

I visit Las Vagoogoos

I was walking through the hot streets of Las Vagoogoos, with Tablarna, Chaleigh, and Killi, and Shaquanna.

"Let's go see the fake Eiffel tower!" exclaimed Killi.

" let's watch the Bellagio water show!" said Chaleigh.

"Let's take pictures with those srippers!!!" said Shaquanna.

Me being a very horny lesbian, I decided to take pictures with the strippers.

" hey there what's your name?" I asked the stripper"

"It's deadly nightshade you dumb fuck!!"

"And yours?" I asked the other stripper.

"Strawberry Tiffany A.K.A chocolate covered cherries!!!"

Deadly nightshade was a rude bitch so I didn't need her.

I took my phone out, went in uber, and I called a taxi.

Location: the strip (real name of street) in between Paris Las Vagoogoos and the Bellagio.

Destination: the Bellagio water show lake.

A cab came, and the driver looked at me weirdly.

" stop staring you pedophile and take this crazy bitch with you!!!"

I injected his brain with mind control shit, so now he'll do anything I want him to to.

He grabbed Nightshade, and threw her in the lake.

One of the water shows was starting, and one of the spigots shit water right through Nightshade. Stupid Bitch.

What to do with strawberry Tiffany.

She was nice, so I'm going to lock her up in my lesbian dungeon of doom.

Before I locked her up, I had kinky sex with her, and she seemed to be enjoying it.

I grabbed the chain cuffs, and we watched 50 shades together.

Many fun.

I got inspired, so I tortured her, and she started screaming.

I sighed in relief, and I started using the whip more.

Oh those screams just soothe my soul.

I did what Shaquanna and Chaleigh wanted, so we all went to the fake Eiffel tower because Killi wanted to go.

"20 DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING TICKET!! THAT'S UTTER BULLSHIT!!" Tablarna yelled.

Whatever. It's not like we expected good prices.

"We'll buy the tickets." I said.

Before we went up to the top, we walked through a fake bridge, and a Chinese last with a camera told us to stop and take a few photos.

We went up the real elevator, but the observation deck was packed.

There was a stripper with a big cart full with babies of every different ethnicity.

American, European, Middle Eastern, Indian, Chinese, and etc.

I took the american, and three it off of the tower.

Water shot out, and the baby bounced into the arms of a couple that couldn't make children.

They adopted the child, and had a happy family.

I three the rest of the babies off, and they landed into different couples, so each baby had a new home.

I went off the Eiffel tower, and everyone started clapping.

A limo pulled up, and Obama came out.

"You my girl, you won the medal of honor. Please come to the white house in my limo"...