OMG!!!!!
today pitch perfect 2 came out, and I couldn't wait. I bought movie tickets on fandango, and invited all of my friends.
I invited Chalegh, Tablarna, and Killi.
The movie was great, until Tablarna started coughing really badly. I told her to shut up, but she kept on coughing.
I grabbed a nacho from our chips and salsa bowl, and I shoved it up her vag.
It was bleeding, and I ate the chip.
How tasty!!!
Chalegh saw what happened, and she liked out a samurai sword, and started swinging it at me.
I remembered Shaquanna once taught me how to break metal, so I ripped the sword in half, and stabbed her with the pointy part. She did an asian samurai scream, and it was soooo funny.
Killi started shrinking, and she became a leprechaun (she's Irish). She started throwing find coins at me, and sitting rainbow magic at me.
I grabbed my bad of popcorn, and buried her in it. I took her out, and shoved a kernel down her teeny leprechaun throat. She became a regular human. The kernel grew, and Killi exploded.
I took a picture of there dead corpses, and I posted it on Instagram.
I put in captions:
When your friends annoy you a little #pitchperfect2 #summer2k15 #death
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HorreurSharonique is an ordinary person who works at Kentucky fried chicken. she has one big secret that she hid from everybody. she likes to kill people just fur the enjoyment of hearing them scream and struggle.
