Music to my Ears

I'm a cop

I was driving back home from the dosey doe when the traffic was going so slow.

I pulled over, grabbed a knife, went in a nearby car, and jumped in it. I stabbed the driver many times until she died, and I took over the wheel.

I drived straight through every single car, and I got out of that huge traffic block. And I drive in peace when the cops come and arrest me. I had a panic attack, so I grabbed a rope, tied them all together, and ran over them with the police car. I took a uniform, and put it on.

I set up a guillotine in the town square, and told kids that if give them candy if they tried out my new guillotine. I slayed 666 children, and all the outraged parents.

I dressed into my regular clothes, and I arrived home. I slept on a body pillow, because I'll be single for the rest of my life.