Music to my Ears

I fuck the president

The white house was right outside of the presidential limo.

I got out, and I walked in the press room.

Loads of people were in the room including people from the New York times, Vice, Cosmopolitan, BuzzFeed, etc.

I started to read my opening speech.

"Everyone, I am aware that there are many unwanted pregnancies, therfore many children go to orphanages. Some are lucky, but Some live in the orphanage until their 18. I saved 32 children in Las Vagoogoos. Each one has a new home, and I'm happy for all the babies.

I LOVE YOU AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone aplauded, and they gave me the medal of honor.

"Can you come with me to the oval office?" Obama asked.

"Yeah sure" I said.

We were in the office and He started taking his clothes off.

I'm lesbian.

What the fuck is he doing?

He chain cuffed me to the wall, and he started fucking me.

It was distgusting.

I've never had sex with a guy.

I started throwing up, and he fucked me even harder.

I heard footsteps, and Michelle Obama walked in.

"Barack, she's a lesbian, and you're cheating on me?!?"

She punched his face, and he became numb.

She opened her mouth, and Barack put his dick in it. She bit so hard, his dick fell off.

He wasn't dead yet, so she shoved his chopped off dick into his throat. He gargled, then fell over.

"Ever since I released an abstinence sex ed class, he's been wanting sex."

"So yay he's finally dead and he won't fuck anymore boys. I'm going to Paris in a day. Wanna come?"