not your ordinary bar girl

Accidental High

Jason's pov

I'm tired of touring. I just wanna sleep all day. I pretend to be asleep when she walks in the room. But I think my smirk gives it away. I open one eye and she's smiling down at me. "Yeah, that's what I thought, cowboy." She says. "I need to work on fake sleeping." I mutter. "Isn't that the truth." She says, sitting on the bed. I smile and pull her close to me. "Thought of somewhere to go for the honeymoon?" I ask. "We can't silly, your tour?" She says. "We gotta go on a honeymoon!" I gasp. "And we will, but you've gotta finish the tour. If we ditch again, Mike will have your head." "Yeah, you're right about that." I mutter, thinking about how pissed he was before. My phone rings. "Wow, speak of the devil." She says, handing it to me. "Mike? Did he know we were talkin' about him?! It's like he's got a sixth sense for this!" I joke. She rolls her eyes and I kiss her one more time before answering. "Yeah man, what's up?" I say, laying back down. She lays beside me. "Uh, what are you doing right now?" He asks, sounding excited. Hm, what's he up to? "Layin' in bed with my hot sexy wife." She smirks. "Well, do you think you can get down to the studio?" He asks. "Why?" I really don't want to. "Merle Haggard and George Strait want to sign you to their tour!" I bolt upright. Holy cow! "Can I do it or can't I?" He says. "You sure can, man. I'll be down there in 5!" I gasp, getting up. I hang up and get ready. "Finally, a tour I can look forward to." I come out of the bathroom, pulling my girl into my arms and kissing her. "You gonna be okay?" She laughs. "Of course. But you owe me one when you get back." She says. "I'd be happy to, baby."

*later*

I get to the studio. Mike's waiting outside, smoking a cigar. Peculiar. "Dude, we are celebratin' this is a huge jump to your career!" He says, handing me one. I've never been one to smoke. "It's not like a cigarette. It's not addictive." He says. "Oh what the hell. We're celebrating." I reply, lighting it. Just then George and Merle walk out. We shake hands and share a good smoke off of cigars. "I love your song she's country. It reminds me of my wife." George says. "Wow, that means a lot coming from my musical hero!" I gasp. I start to feel a little dizzy probably from the shock and excitement of meeting George and Merle. Mike puts a hand on my shoulder and guides me away from them. "I've got a confession." He says. "What's that?" I ask, finishing off the cigar. "That ain't a regular cigar." He says, pointing at it. I glare at it. "What was it?" "It was stuffed with weed. I had to get rid of my weed and fast since the cops were sniffin' around. I didn't wanna throw it away so......." "You gave me a pot cigar!!" I shout shocked. "I don't wanna get mixed up in this, man!" I gape. "You won't! Probably." He mumbles. "Probably?" "Unless ya get addicted." "I'm gonna kill you." I grumble, punching his shoulder. "No wonder I felt dizzy!" This is insane! I don't do drugs but I just smoked a joint! "I'm gonna kill you because my wife is gonna kill me!!" I quickly get home to tell her! "So how was meeting your heroes?" She asks. "Honey, we gotta talk about something important." I gasp, sitting beside her. "Why are your eyes red rimmed?" "Mike tricked me into smoking weed." I say. "What!?? How?" "He said it was just a cigar!" I cry. "And you didn't bring some back for me!?" She gasps, shocking me. "I'm kidding." I breathe a sigh of relief. "What do I do?" "Well, you're high, you idiot. Don't accept things like that!" "We were celebrating. He didn't tell me what it was." "Well, you're gonna have one of the biggest headaches ever. It'll be like being drunk and hungover for 5 days." This is gonna suck. Wait how does she know? "How do you know?" I gape. "Before you think things, no I've never smoked pot. I was studying it as a project in college." I lay down. "Ugh, ya ain't mad though?" "No, I just think it was a really stupid thing to do." "No shit." I grumble. She laughs and lays beside me. "I'll take care of you." "Thanks baby. I'd be nowhere without you." I mumble, kissing her.