YouTube •Calum hood•

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YouTube(13)

*TWO MONTHS LATER*

"Ugh mom why don't you understand YouTube is a real job"I say. I was on the phone with my mother and she was asking me if I was going to get a "real" job. "Making videos is not a real job you know how embarrassing it is when my friends are saying that their children are up in law school and my child is sitting in front of a camera talking"she complains. "Wait mom someone's knocking on my door love you bye"I hang up.

I walk up to the door and open. What was in front of me, I didn't expect it. "Hey what's wrong"I open the door wider for Evy. "Luu-kkk"she stutters. She was crying. I walk her to the couch sit her down.

"What happened"I asked. "This morning I got a text from Luke, and he said, that our long distance relationship wouldn't last too long and that he was breaking up with me"she cries even more. "Wait he didn't even call you"I ask. "No"she says. "Wanna call him now"I ask her. "No he's probably busy I don't want to bother him"she says. "If you calling him to discuss this bothers him then he's a giant asshole"I say. "Don't call him Sam"she says. "Fine but you should it's messed up what he did"I say.

"Hey I know what would make you feel better wanna film my next video this was supposed to be filmed next week but I could do it now"I ask her. "Yeah I need something to take my mind off this"she says getting up. I help her take out the equipment. She sets it up and I get ready.

"I'm ready"she calls. "Ok I'm ready too"I say getting in front of the camera.

"Hey guys this is serious video but I'll try to make it as funny and crazy as I can"I smile. "Before I start with the main topic I would like to call out a certain asshole"I look to evy and she nods her head as to say go on.

"Just a few minutes ago one of my friends showed up at my front door crying"I explain. "A certain asshole who I hope sees this video, I might even send him the link, anyways that certain asshole broke up with her for no exact reason and he didn't even call her it was through text how messed up is that so for that certain asshole I hope you burn in tartarus"I smile evilly. "Anyways to the main point of this video"I switch topic.

"I've been getting Dm's and Pm's about calmantha, Anam and any of my other ships, heck I've even seen people trying to prove that their real, let me save you the pain every ship that's out their for me is false"I smile. "I'm not dating Calum and unfortunately I'm not dating Andy but I am dating someone and today I'll introduce you to him"I say.

I pull out a printed out picture of L from death note. "Ok so this is my boyfriend"I point to the paper. "This is L from death note to you he may be fictional but to me he's real"I laugh. "On if you pay close attention you could see bits and pieces of the different bands members I adore"I say. "Here's Andy's batman tattoo I point to the neck, Kellin Quinn's eyebrow, and a few others that I would put in the description box thingy but there's one band member that's on this paper but I won't tell you who it is you have to find out who it is and you have to Dm me or something you can't share it, if you share the answer I will personally block you on every social media that both you and I have"I say. "Well bye I have to go and remember shout out to that asshole for being an asshole, and remember eating your feelings is ok your only human"I end my video.

"You ok"I ask. "Yeah that shoutout to that asshole thing made my laugh a bit" evy says. "Well let me edit this video, then we could call a group meeting or something k"I say. "Ok fine"she says.

*an hour later*

"I'm done just let me upload it to YouTube so I can call the rest of us"I say starting to upload the video.

A few minutes after the video was uploaded, many people asked who the asshole was. #findthatasshole even trended.

"Umm someone's calling you"evy says. "Who"I ask from across the room. "Calum"she says. "You think he saw the video"I ask. "I don't know pick up"she throws me my phone.