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*the next day*

"Light I will fucking kill you if you lay one hand on L" I threatened my tv. I was watching DEATH NOTE. It's like the best thing ever.

But life isn't fair, my phone rang.

"Hello"I speak darkly. "Is this Sam"Evy says. "Yes this is Sam speaking what do you want"I say in the Sam voice. "Umm have you been watching death note I swear if your sitting like L I'm going to slap you with my white hand"she said.

"Pshh no I'm not sitting like L"I sit down normally.

"Ok whatever you say"she says suspiciously.

"Andyways what did you want"I ask.

"Get ready I'm coming to pick you" she orders.

"Yes sir" I joke.

"Whatever I'll be there in 20 minutes"she hangs up.

After finishing the episode I was watching I went to get dressed.

I put on a random band tee with black skinny jeans and a pair of black vans.

Just as I start to make a samdate the door bell rings.

"Ok wait guys I have to go answer re door"I say into my camera.

"Hi" I say. "Look guys I'm with evyheartsanimals"I point the camera to her. "Hey guys"she waves. "Ok well I have to go byeeeee"I end the video and upload it to my channel.

"Ready" she ask. I nod my head and we leave. "You know I could have driven my self right" I say during the car ride.

"I know but I wanted to go outside"she says normally.

"Whatever but your going to have to drive me back" I laugh.

"Oh shit I forgot" she says.

"Oh well"I laugh.

"Ok as you should know one direction is coming in one hour" she says.

"Zayn"I ask.

"No"she states.

"Ok so what do you want"I ask.

"Help me sort out questions"she ask.

"Ok"I said already going on Twitter.

"Ooh look at this @harryjamesmalik101 asks how's it like not having Zayn with you, you have to ask that"I exclaim.

"Ok"she says looking for more questions.

*An hour later*

"Hey Sam could you get the door"Evy says as she opens an applesauce. "Yeah sure" I say getting up from watching anime.

After the door rang a few times I yelled "coming".

I ran to the door and opened it.

"The fuck Liam do you have to ring the door that"I smile opening the door.

"Well to my defense it took you long to open"Liam says.

"Whatever Evys in the kitchen"I said pointing to the kitchen.

I close the door as three guys walk in.

Liam, Louis and Harry.

One was missing.

"He's guys where's Niall"I ask.

"Boo"someone yells behind me.

I Screamed so loud the the people living in this area might have heard it.

Harry, Louis, Liam and Niall were rolling on the floor laughing.

I looked at evy even she was laughing.

I gave them all a death glare and they kinda went quite except Niall.

"Whatever we have an interview to make"I say going to the camera.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1" I say starting the video.

"Hey guys Evy here and today is the day, we're going to interview massive infection, wait no I mean, one erection fuck it were going to interview these guys" she says laughing. We all knew it was a joke, she was actually a huge fan of One Direction.

"Ahah just joking, so me and my friend Sam went through your questions and now here are your answers" she laughs.

"Ok first question from @harryjamesmalik101
how's it like not having Zayn with you"she reads.

"Well at first we were all sad, he was like a brother to us but then we realized this is what he wanted and we wanted him to be happy but now we are closer than we ever were but of course we still miss Zayn" Niall answers.

The interview went like that for about 14 minutes then evy said "well this was fun, did you have fun, press the like button and if you didn't already subscribe bye see you guys soon". And I end the video. After ending the video I run to the nearest couch and lay down. I take my phone out and start a samdate.

"Hey guys Sam here, after this video im going to kill myself, just joking I'm going to watch death note andyways look who I'm with" I say as I run to the nearest One direction member.

"Yes I just helped evy film her interview with One direction, did you have fun"I ask Niall. "Yes the interview was fun" he says. "Well by guys I have to go and watch death note stay tuned for Evys video" I end my video.

As I walk to the couch I was previously on Niall says "hi Sam haven't seen you in ages". "What do you want"I ask suspiciously. As I've said before I've meet one direction they were really cool people even Zayn. But Niall he was a sneaky little thing.

"Oh nothing"he smirks evilly. "Listen Niall I've met you before I know that your sneaky what do you want" I explain.

Right after noticing that his shirt was wet he said "I just want a hug". Then he hugged me. "I'm going to kill you" I say struggling to get away from him. He doesn't say anything he just leaves to the bathroom.

That's it this was war. I called everybody over while Niall was in the bathroom. We created a plan for my revenge.

Liam was to convince  Niall into sitting in the widen chair placed in the living room.

Evy was to bring me rope, so I could tie him to the chair.

And Harry and Louis were to hold Niall down while I tied him up.

The plan was successful. I took a few picture of Niall then a picture of Niall and I. I posted a few on Instagram. And tagged Evy and the guys. We all laughed even Niall, cause even though he's sneaky he's a pretty nice guy.

Once one direction left I asked evy to drive me. To be honest filming is tiresome.

As evy dropped me off at my house I saw 4 surprises at my front door.

📺authors note📺
Hey guys hope you enjoy
Love yah bye
📺(sorry for the short authors note I'm tired)

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