#2- Animal Jokes

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First of all, I am really sorry for not updating ANY of my books, it's becuase of school and drawing and weekly (sometimes daily) coding projects. Really really really sorry. But please forgive me and hopefully you'll get into this book :)

#1- What is white, furry, and found in the outbacks of australia?
A really lost polar bear!

#2- What did Mrs. Chicken and Mr. Chicken name their baby?
Egg.

#3- What is a slug?
A snail that has housing problems

#4- Robin: Are you a vegetarian becuase you love animals?
Me: No, I'm a vegetarian becuase I hate plants!

#5- What do you call 14 rabits hopping backwards?
A receding hareline!

And I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Sorry again about the long long long delay, and well, check the the top introduction. Really really sorry! Anyways, there were no comments regarding the drawing part so i'll just ask my pears it.

Have a nice day everyone and if it is a weekend, have a nice weekend or weekday!,
Trumpheuis

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