*Notice I skipped the intro, I'm a bit lazy today. And the people I'm using in my jokes are people who've appeared in my dreams, so please don't judge me, and I won't judge you, cause' it can get nasty, before it gets beautiful. #CB
1. Tom: Mom, For my birthday, I want your message to be special. I want it to make me cry.
Mom: Tom, you're adopted.-from a book
2. *2 people playing Pinoy Genius*
Me: is it a person?!!!!
Chris: Yes Yes!!!!
Me: A girl?!!!!
Chris: Yes!!!!
Me: An actress?!!!!
Chris: Yes!!!
Me: Showing up in TV?!!!!
Chris: Yes!!!!
Me: Sadako????- Me
3. A TV show about asking trivia questions:
Host: Fill in the blanks: beauty is in the of the____
Contestant: Tiger????? -another joke book
4. *2 friends looking out a hospital window*
Jet: Dude, I think when you're son grows up, he'll be a good driver.
Me: What made you think that? Does he have big hands?
Jet: No, he just looks like your driver!-Mom
5. Me: Dude, if a vegetarian eats vegtables, what do you call a person that eats people?
Justice: Humanitarian?????-anonymous
And I hope you enjoyed this chapter! And yes the first one was brought to you by an amazing joke book. My alias has now changed to Le Burger, so when you message me, I won't reply to it unless it's about burgers or suggestions and stuff, PERIOD. I've had an idea ever since I joined wattpad and I always thought I could never do it but well, it's really up to you guys. SO, My idea is.....to get more into art and possibly make an art book. I'm not trying to copy anyone pr whatever but that was my goal since I joined and well, write what you think in the comments.
Have a nice day,
Trumpheuis Le Burger
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