Mountain Dew

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   Along with your food, you'll need a drink. MD is a great source for protein and a healthy choice as well!
  Mountain Dew is recommended for drinking while eating Doritos, for maximum Dankness.
  MD is easy to access, it tastes Dank, and it tastes even better with Doritos. To keep hydrated, keep drinking!
  (But don't let it drip down your chin. That s***t's disgusting)

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