Pranking Dick

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Damian:*smiles eviley*My pleasure...

~~the next day~~
Dick:Ahh...what a beautiful day!*jumpes out of bed and opens the door to find Damian crying*
Dick:Hey,lil' D,what's wrong?
Damian:F-father is going t-to send y-you to a boarding s-school as he thinks you are t-too childish.*sniffle*
Dick:What?!!I'm not that childish!I'm going to have a word with Bruce!
~~walks to Bruce's office~~
Dick:*bangs door open*BRUCE!I DEMAND AN EXPLAINATION!!!
Bruce:What for?
Dick:Oh,don't act so clueless!Why are you sending me away to a boarding school?!
Bruce:??
Dick:Well...?
Bruce:Are you high?
Dick:WHAT?FIRST YOU SEND ME AWAY AND NOW YOU ACCUSE ME OF DRINKING!
Bruce:Dick,what the hell are you talking about?!I'm not sending you anywhere!Where do you get these ideas from?I knew letting you watch NC-16 movies wasn't a good idea...
Dick:But...-But...-Damian-
Bruce:Whatever Damian told you is a big fat lie,isn't it,Damian?
Dick:*looks at a dark part of the office and sees Damian recording the whole thing*DAMIAN!I'M SOO GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
Damian:*runs off*

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