Dick kissing a AAA-CHOO!Girl

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Dick:Ok,I've got this.GUYS IM READY
Tim:k leggo.
Damian:Leggo...?
Tim:It's my shortened version of 'Let's go'.(true story)
Damian:*shakes head slowly*Madman...
Jason:~Leggo baby,Leggo!~
Dick:Can we go now?!
Damian:Very well.Leggo.
Tim,Jason:?!
*le timeskip to the pavement*
Dick:*smirks*Remember this place,Lil'D?
Damian:*blushes*Shut your gob,Grayson.The same thing is about to happen to you!
Jason:Here comes a girl.Good luck!
Tim:Buona Fortuna.
Dick,Jason:Dafuq?
Damian:It means 'Good Luck' in italian(yup im trying to learn italian and be like Ezio Auditore!You don't know him...?Nevermind).
Jason:Just shut up and get yo ass up the tree!
Jason,Tim,Damian;*climbs tree*
Dick:*rolls shoulders and bends head from side to side like the badass he is*Ok,Richard,you've got this...*stops girl and kisses her*
Random Girl:*pulls away*I wouldn't do that if I were you,sweetheart.
Dick:Why not?You're pretty and I want to kiss you!
Jason,Tim,Damian:*triple facepalm*
Ramdom Girl:*giggles*You see,I'm sick with the flu.Kiss me when I get better.But,for now,control your lust.*walks away*
Dick:Shit...
Jason:~Who's got the fluuu~?
Tim:~Who can't control his lusttt~?
Damian:~Who's sucks at pick up linesss~?
Dick:Shut up.

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