Damian Asking A GIRL Out?!

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Jason:Ooh,this is gonna be good...
Damian:*face goes pale*
Dick:The perfect revenge for what you did to me...
Tim:*smirks evilly*
Dick:Let's go!*pushes everyone out of the door and onto a random sidewalk*
Tim:Wait!Before we get started,let's have a vote!Who thinks the girl will agree?
Jason:With someone as bitchy as him?I wouldn't even want to look at him!
Damian:Hey!Anyone will be bitchy with you around,Todd!
Dick:Enough!No matter how much I adore you Lil' D, I don't think the girl will say yes.
Tim:Me neither.
Damian:*scowls*Fine!I'll prove you guys wrong!If she says yes,I can do whatever I want to you all (not in a gay way...think clean thoughts,guys,clean thoughts)for the rest of the week,and if she says no,it'll be vice versa.Is it a deal?
Dick,Jason,Tim:Deal!
Damian:*casually walks up to the sidewalk and waits for a random girl around his age to come*
Dick,Jason,Tim:*climbs up a tree to watch without being seen*
*Random hot girl with short black hair (something like Catwoman's) comes by*
Damian:*looks at the girl and his jaw drops open but he quickly closes it* *goes red in the face and walks up to the girl*
Random Girl:Is there anything wrong?*smiles kindley at Damian*
Damian:*taken away by her beauty (I know its cheesy but I'm a big romantic and I like to go deep into the details of how Damian falls in love for the first time.Its an important moment for him!)*Uhm-Umm...no,nothing,actually - its just that - wow you're so beautiful - wait,sorry,that wasn't what I wanted to say - umm...will you go out with me?
Random Girl:*giggles*
Jason:*snickers*
Dick:*nudges Jason in the rib and makes a sushing sound*
Tim:*face palm*
Damian:*realises how stupid he sounded and goes red in the face*
Random Girl:Of course I will!I'm Desiree Shannon,and you are Damian Wayne,am I right?
Dick,Jason,Tim:*jaws drop from shock*
Damian:Yes,I am!And you really will?
Desiree:Yes,I will.
Damian:*has stupid grin on his face*
Desiree:*goes on her tiptoes and kisses him*you're really cute,you know that?*walks away*
Damian:*recovers from the 'just had first kiss'shock and looks up to where the rest are hiding*Guess who is going to have the time of his life for the rest of the week?
Dick,Jason,Tim:*faces go pale*

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