Getting Along Is Harder Than They Thought...

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Tim:*turns pale*Must I really?
Damian:Don't think I'm willing to do this,Drake.
Tim:I never said that...
Dick:*walks into room with a clipboard and glasses on*OH-KAY PEOPLE,LISTEN UP!Lil'D and Timmy here will be locked in Jason's room-
Jason:WHY MY ROOM?!
Dick:So that if Timmy and Lil'D fight they will destroy your stuff,not ours.Lord knows that those guns you keep in that-that thing you call a room are useless anyway...
Jason:HEY!Don't you call my babies useless!*pulls out gun and starts kissing it*Don't worry,baby,I'll protect you...
Everyone else:Wtf...
Dick:*ahem*Anyway,as I was saying,you two will be locked in Jason's room until you GET ALONG!Understood?Understood.Let's go,then.
Tim:Yeah...leggo...*walks off to Jason's room moodily*

~le timeskip to Jason's room brought to you by Alfred in a tutu~

*Door Locks*
Dick:And your getting along time staaaarrrrttttssss NOW!
Jason:Dude,chill.This isn't Masterchef.
Dick:WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO RUIN MY DREAMS OF BECOMING A MASTERCHEF JUDGE?!You're so mean!Brrruuuuccceee,Jason's being mean!!!*runs away crying*
Jason:Well,that just happened.*walks away like the BAE HE IS)
Tim:...
Damian:...
Tim:Sooo...what do you want to do?
Damian:Wherefore art thou,Romeo?*starts daydreaming about Romeo*
Tim:Ummm...Damian?Hello?*waves hand in front of Damian's face*
Damian:WHEREFORE ART THOU,ROMEO?!ROMEO!SAVE ME FROM TIM,ROMEO!
Tim:wHY,how rude!*flips imaginary hair and walks*ahem*I mean sashay to a corner*
Damian:Romeo...thou has let me down,Romeo...

~*crappy spanish accent*One hour later~

Dick:*unlocks door and peeks into room*You guys getting alo-*sees Tim and Damian cuddled together,sleeping*DAWW I'M GONNA INSTAGRAM THIS ISH*takes out phone and starts taking photos*
Jason:...
Tim&Damian:*wakes up*Oh,you guys are here
Damian:Explains the girly squeal I heard*gives Dick the stink eye*
Dick:*stops his professional photographing*See?You guys can get along!So,at the end of the day,its not a question of wanting to or not,its a question of putting in effort to achive something.Having a great relationship with your brothers is what we should put as the second most important thing other than saving Gotham in our to- do list as no matter what,we will always stick together!(I don't even know what I'm writing)
Jason:...can I have my room back now?

Hope you enjoyed that!More coming up soon
Meow for now,
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