Dirty jokes

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Erza: what now?

Wendy: I don't know, Author-sama hasn't any ideas

Natsu: how about dirty jokes!

Gray: great idea!

Loke: the world's gonna end

Natsu: why?

Gray: the stupidest person had an idea!

Natsu: nuh, uh! I did!

Lucy: ok...

Erza: what is your dirty joke Natsu?

Natsu: a horse fell in a puddle

Gray: BAKA!

Wendy: I'm confused, what's a dirty joke then?

Erza: Mira take care of Wendy and take her far far away so she'll never hear these things

Mira: ok!

Natsu: wanna hear an even dirtier joke?

Lucy: we don't have a choi-

Natsu: the horse fell in again!

Gray: bruh! Your stupid!

Natsu: his friend fell in to!

Jellal sarcasm: well that was unfortunate

Natsu: wanna hear an even DIRTIER JOKE?

Gray: no.

Natsu: the mud couldn't get washed out

Lucy: wait. Jellal?? When did you get there?

Jellal: I've joined Rogue's club

Erza: what club is that?

Jellal: the I love Skittles Club

Natsu: you know. You've kinda weird

Jellal: and your kinda stupid

Gray: kinda? He's at least 95% stupid

Natsu: Lucy doesn't think I'm stupid! Right Lucy?

Lucy: R-Right!

Jellal: she totally hesitated

Natsu: guys! Wands hear an even dirtier joke?

Jellal: I'm leaving now

Natsu: the horses had se*

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