Rogue: ATTACK MY SKITTLE MINIONS!
Lucy: wait. Stop with all of this crazy skittles stuff!
Natsu: yeah! They aren't jokes and this is a book of JOKES!
Rogue walked away sadly: ok.
Erza: now look you made him sad
Gray: do we care?
Natsu: nope. He's from Sabertooth!
Erza: agreed.
Lucy: Natsu maybe we should talk to Sting about Rogue's weird behavior
Natsu: sure, you'll beat him up until Rogue's all better again
Erza: DEAL!
Lucy: good luck guys
Gray: Lucy your the one beating Sting up
Lucy: wait! What?!
Ten minutes later (voice from sponge Bob)
Lucy was beating Sting to a pope.
Sting: ok! I'll tell you if you get Blondie off of me!
Natsu: deal!
Sting: he's hitting puberty. And changing
Lucy: what?? That's it?!
Sting: yup
Natsu: our work here is done
Erza: no we didn't have a joke in it
Gray: ok! It'll make them laugh if we warn them to stay away from hormonal teens, right?
Lucy: I suppose!
Sting: is that the only thing you guys do?!
Natsu in a deep batman voice: YES BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
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Fairy Tail (My funny jokes)
RandomJokes! by our lovely Fairy Tail characters! includes: NALU, JERZA, ROSK (RogueXSkittles), ETC. everyone's sitting at the guild just telling jokes. (and insulting one another) dedicated to Gagicus
