Cana's joke

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Natsu: today's officially me and Lucy's anniversary!

Gray: or is it the anniversary that you finally dumped that scank of a girlfriend?

Natsu: BOTH!

Erza: you guys are mean to Lisanna

Lucy: yeah and I never agreed to being your girlfriend!

Gray: I next agreed to be Juvia's boyfriend! Yet here we are with everyone shipping me with that LUNATIC!

Juvia: G-Gray-sam?

Lucy: whoops

Natsu: Lucy! I didn't hear a no!

Erza: you didn't hear a yes either!

Lucy: exactly!

Cana: Gray your clothes

Everyone: CANA!

Lucy: wanna say a joke?

Cana: sure *hick* knock knock

Gray: where are my clothes?

Natsu: who's there?

Cana: a sleeping drunk

Before anyone said anything, Cana passed out.

"Oooh!" Everyone said.

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