Galaxy Eyes and A Poisoned Heart

Oliver YES BOI!

Oliver: Sorry about my first chapter, I was really drunk at the time of telling it.

Sooner or later I actually got out of bed because it was awkward to be sleeping with a random stranger. I spent most of the the rest of the night staring at the stars, wondering how well my boss was taking care of my brother.

Celestia wasn't dumb, she'd find out sooner or later. But for now she'd be in the dark. I took it upon myself to get some money. There's no way I'm gonna tell you how, but let's just say, the ladies love me and I'm wanted now.

She slept like a dog. All curled up and snoring. One strand of hair being repetitively blown out of her face. It was cute. Except for her snore, I'm sure I've met bears that snored quieter. First snore she let out I was like 'fuck, who has the chainsaw?' I didn't even want to believe that it was the tiny girl on the bed.

Celestia: I do not snore that loud.

Oliver: yes you do.

After I had some money I decided to take some time to get us dinner. There was my face on national television. Not like I hadn't been arrested before. But I'd never done anything this bad.

If you're confused I am not at all a hero. Well I wasn't then. I was an asshole and I teamed up with the chic because my boss had told me to.

Who's my boss? Or rather who was? That's not relevant right now. What is relevant is the fact that we had to get the fuck out of that hotel ASAP, otherwise the swat team would be breaking down our door.

I grabbed the door quickly than ran to the hotel and politely woke up Celestia.

Celestia: That's what you call polite?

Oliver: yes, polite.

Celestia: you literally threw me out of my bed.

Oliver: stop being so dramatic.

She got packed quickly (or as quickly as girls ever do anything) and then we jumped out the window and I shadow traveled just as we were about to hit. The advantage of my shadow travel was that it didn't take forever to activate, I could do it in seconds, unlike Celest's... Whatever.

Oliver: *presses a finger to Celestia's mouth* don't even speak.

By the time we had gotten to the ground the swat team had already arrived and was inside. But we were running. No idea to where and no idea what to do. I ran into a restaurant and sat down, pulling her with me. "What exactly are we supposed to be doing here? Just running around all the time forever?"

I wasn't tired, though, I never get tired. I am like perfect.

Celestia: that's not what you said last night.

Oliver: uh... We played ping pong last night, are you kidding me?

Suddenly, after ordering our food and after my first bite, somebody angry walked in.

The worst part, I didn't get much of my burger.

The best part, well... She was kinda hot.