What happens when after Christmas, two brothers wake up in a coffin?
What happens when one of them finds out something about the other?
What happens when the older brother creates a harem?
Are you willing to find out?
I do not own Twisted Wonderland...
We arrived at Mr S's Mysteries Shop and Enki immediately took Grim and Chrysander too the pet section.
"Wow they have everything in here."
"Pardon us! Whoa, what an amazing shop... Crystal skulls, magical texts, and... wh-what sort of animal is this...?" Deuce said.
"Wah~ Can we really find some fresh cream here?" Grim said.
"We could make all the food we want if we just borrow Trey." Enki said.
"Hey! Little lost lambs, welcome to Mr. S's Mystery Shop. What can I help you with? A charm against cheating? An ancient king's mirror? Or maybe, some cursed tarot cards?" The person who I assume is the store owner asked.
"That's Sam he owns the shop." Enki said.
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"Wha-!? You startled me!" Grim exclaimed.
"Um... We would like to buy the things written on this note." Deuce said as he handed over the note.
"And I also want some canned tuna!" Grim said.
"And we need to buy our own food and food for Chrysander." Enki said.
"Alright I'll pay for that separately thankfully Professer Crewel gave me money for that anyway."
"What do we have here~? Fresh cream and eggs... Oh, my! What a pretty sweet line-up~ OK! I shall bring them out now." Sam said.
"Whoa... Will he really have some here?" Deuce asked.
"Probably, from what Enki told me he will most likely have what we need."
"He will definitely have what we need." Enki said.
"Here, thank you for the wait. It is rather heavy, so are you sure you can carry them all? If you act now, I can throw in a special bag to carry all of those things for 30% off of its original price~!" Sam said.
I paid for the food Grim, Enki, Chrysander, and I will need to have in order to not starve.
"What did you say? Hey, that sounds interesting~!" Grim said.
"W-we'll have to decline! Let's go, guys!" Deuce said as he dragged all of us out.
"But why?! I wanna play more~!" Grim whined.
"OK, OK! Then, I shall be waiting for your return, lost little lambs! Bye~!" Sam said.
"Bye Sam." Enki and I said at the same time as we both left.
"That was a very amazing shop, in a way..." Deuce said.
"Boo, you're so stingy, Deuce." Grim said.
"Who are you calling stingy?!" Deuce clears his throat before continuing. "Y/n, the bag with the canned fruits is heavy, isn't it? I'll hold it for you. I'm experienced with carrying heavy loads."
"He gets experience because he helps his mom." Enki said.
"Now that's getting creepy. But yeah, Mother always takes me with her during timed sales. She buys a lot, so I end up helping her with the bags. I'm the only man in the family, so I'm used to helping a lot with hard labor. Ah, I'm sorry... I keep talking about myself." Deuce apologized.
"It's actually quite sweet. You must really care for your mother, huh."
"You should hear his backstory. Which will happen soon." Enki mumbled the last part.
"No... That's not true at all. I... Mother was..." Deuce was interrupted by colliding with the two students at lunch.
"Pas encore ces idiots."
(Author: I want him to say "Not these idiots again" so if anyone is French and knows the proper translation can you please tell me because I'm not entirely sure that Google translate got this right and don't want to offend anyone.)
"Ouch!" Deuce yelled as he hit the ground.
"Ah, the eggs!!" Grim exclaimed.
"Damn it! All the eggs in the carton broke! The plastic bag's now reeking with eggs...!" Deuce said as he looked at the now ruined eggs.
"That hurt! Where the hell're ya lookin' at-Wha-You're the guys who ruined my carbonara's soft-boiled egg during lunch today!" Student A said.
"Damn, it's you guys again. Ya better give us a break~" Student B said.
"............Aren't you the ones at fault for bumping into me? Even during lunch. The egg wasn't really that badly harmed, but you made a huge scene out of it. Our carton of eggs is totally ruined, though." Deuce said with an eerily calm voice.
"He's totally right!" Grim said.
"You tell them Deuce!" Enki encouraged him.
"The hell? You sayin' it's my fault, then?" Student A asked.
"Yes, please pay us back for the eggs. And also, please apologize to the chickens." Deuce said.
"Hah~? Makin' a ruckus over eggs, are we?" Student B said mockingly.
"Hah?"
"It didn't hit the ground so you can still eat it. Stop makin' a fuss over little things." Student A said.
"Ya better be thankful they broke inside the plastic bag!" Student B said as both he and Student A started laughing.
"... mess with me, will you..."
"Should I step in?" I asked Enki.
"No let him have his moment." Enki said.
"Huh?" Student A said.
"I told you to stop laughing, damn it!! You ain't got no choice but to apologize for something that's your fault! These eggs will be used to make a delicious tart in place of turning into chicks, bastard!! Do you understand me, huh!?" Deuce yelled as he grabbed their uniform collars.
"Wh-what's with him all of a sudden...?!" Student B exclaimed.
"Beat them up!" Enki yelled.
"Don't encourage this! You don't encourage me when I do it!"
"Because I can't afford for you to go to jail."
"Yeah beat them up!" Grim joined.
"You both should not be encouraging this!"
"If you're not gonna pay me back for the 6 eggs, I got no choice but to beat the hell out of you six times." Deuce said as he started cracking his knuckles.
"It's going to be a violent fight." Enki said.
"You're not allowed to watch."
"But they were being jerks!" Enki protested.
"Nope cover your eyes or else I will."
"Fine." Enki said as he covered his eyes and turned around. "I watched you fight."
"You were not supposed to watch those either."
"Awe man."
"Grit your teeth, you little bastard!!" Deuce said as he got ready to punch.
