imessage | joshler

thirty three

baby boy: i am so embarrassed i am never letting you talk me into that again

dogbreath: i didnt know she was going to walk in

baby boy: i literally had your dick in my mouth when she walked in joshua

dogbreath: man that was an instant boner kill

baby boy: our families were downstairs how tf did i let you talk me into that

dogbreath: you can't say no to anything when i kiss your neck

baby boy: fuck you and your neck kisses joshua dun

dogbreath: you love them

baby boy: i feel like everyone here in the living room knows what just happened and its so awkward

dogbreath: just act like nothing happened

baby boy: i cant get the look on your mom's face when she saw out of my head

dogbreath: she keeps giving me disapproving glances

baby boy: she probably thinks so low of me

dogbreath: you were on your knees

baby boy: i hate you