Dirty pick up line.

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Sammy:
Hey girl, did you get those pants on sale? Cuz they're 100% off at my place.

Jack J:
You turn my software into hardware.

Nate:
Hey girl, you must be Cinderella because at midnight I see that dress disappearing.

Jack G:
You must be a bad girl because my spidey senses sure are tingling south.

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