Funny pick up line.

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Sammy:
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

Jack J:
Are you google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.

Nate:
You have something on your ass, my eyes.

Jack G:
Your eyes are the prettiest shade of winded I've ever seen.

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