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Sammy:
"Mommy, daddy got the brush tangled in Aspyn's hair!" Salem's eyes were wide as she yelled.

"Sam!" I rushed down the stairs.

I saw him holding Aspyn and tears forming in her eyes.

"Ow!" Finally the tears spilled.

"What are you doing to my daughter?!" I yanked her from his arms and hugged her.

"Babe I'm sorry it's just I tried doing her hair. I mean you do it and it looks so easy! I could do Salem's hair." He picked up Salem.

"No daddy you maked it a mess. I putted it in a ponied tail." Salem rolled her eyes.

"You could've just told me." I said.

I attempted getting the brush out but it was really tangled. Every time I'd pull or do anything Aspyn cried. And Sam wasn't helping because he and Salem were saying she'd go bald.

Jack J:
"C'mon we're going to Nate's house!" Jack called to your daughter.

"But uncle Nate always only gots Oreos. I don't wanna have Oreos." Kolby complained.

"You're just like your mommy but let's go." He laughed.

I picked up Kolby and we walked out the door. The whole car ride Kolby was whining and kicking around.

"We're here." I spoke unbuckling my seat.

"Blah blah blah. Uncle Nate blah blah blah." Kolby locked her door.

After about ten minutes we managed to get her out of the car. I knocked on the front door and Sammy answered. Kolbys face lit up, she really really liked Sam.

"Look daddy! Sammy's here!" She smiled.

She raced into the house and went straight to the kitchen. Sammy let us in and I went to look for her. I entered the kitchen and she was talking to Nate, or more like giving him a lecture.

"Your not supposed to bought the Oreos got it. Don't tell mommy I yelled you this because she'll tell daddy and I'll get into troubled." Kolby told Nate.

"Oh hey Y/n." Nate greeted.

Kolby turned around and gave me her fake crying eyes.

"Mommy! Uncle Nate got onto me." She fake cried.

"Liar!"Nate barked.

"Nuh uh!" She fought.

"Yeah huh! Kolby the liar." Then Jack walked in.

"What did she this time." He sighed.

"She was telling Nate all this stuff and then I walked in and made him look like the bad guy." I laughed.

"C'mon Kolby girl." Jack went over to her.

"Can we sell uncle Nate to the witch." Kolby said to Jack.

"No Kolby. But we can sell you to Chucky." She squirmed out of his arms and ran out of the kitchen screaming.

Nate:
(You guys don't have a daughter sorry😐😬)

Jack G:
I walked into Ryan and Paisleys room to find my husband getting his makeup done.

"Oh." I tried containing my laugh.

"Doesn't he look great mommy." Paisley smiled.

"No. He looks ugly. Daddy is an ugly girl. He needs more lipped gloss." Ryan picked up the lip gloss and put some on Jacks lips and some on his eye lids.

"Mommy do you think one of your pretty shirts fits daddy?" Paisley asked as I sat on her bed.

I was about to answer but Ryan spoke.

"No Paisley. Daddy is too big for mommy shirts. He's fat." She said.

"Hey." Jack laughed.

"It's true. Your at least seven five hundred pounds." Ryan patted his stomach.

"Yeah Jack you're a big boy." Paisley also patted his stomach.

"Paisley you can't call daddy by his name." Jack told her.

"Mommy does it. And all my uncles do it. Why can't