In the event that you didn't read my other book "Seriously Messed Up Stories" which I misspelled at the time cause fuck you. You would have realized no one who reads my books will return unscathed. If you did read it however....
Goooooooood for you.
Nice job
Wow
10/10
Oh yeah the warning um....
Turn back now if you know what's good for you.
I have decided to turn this into a Nicholas Cage X Reader story because of a comment I just happened to read.... Have fun when I get that shit out.
YOU ARE READING
Fifty Shades of Cage
HororCause I fucking bet no one else has had this idea. Fucking orginality right here. ~Don't drink and drive.
