The Cat Who Tried to Commit Tax Fraud

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Today I caught my cat sitting in front of my laptop like she was doing my taxes.
Paws on the keyboard.
Face extremely serious.
Tail twitching like she was stressed about a deadline.

I walked over and she looked up at me like:

“Don’t interrupt me. I’m cooking the numbers.”

Then I saw what she typed.

Just.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Across three documents.

And she somehow managed to open a tab titled “how to hide money legally?”

Ma’am???
You do not even pay rent??

When I picked her up, she let out the most offended little chirp, like she was the CEO of Embezzlement Inc. and I had just fired her.

Later she sat on my chest and kneaded me like dough, purring aggressively, as if trying to bribe me into silence.

I will not be silenced.
But I will accept the bribe.

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