Pregnancy

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"Mom I swear! I never let anyone put it in my panini!!" I said.

"Morgan, I don't want to hear your lies!! If you're pregnant then you obviously had Sex!" My mommy said angrily.

"NO I PROMISE MY VAJAYJAY IS CLEANER THAN A FUCKING KIDZBOP ALBUM!!" I yelled.

"Morgan, I'll have to pay for this baby so I'm sending you to Mexico to be sold as a sex slave :)"

"MOM HOW COULD YOU?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?"

"HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO GAMBLE WITHOUT ANY MONEY MORGLOPGLOP!"

That's when I knew that my mom was a lil bitch who only wanted money. I guess I'll have to see what happens to me in Mexico.

TBC.

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