Now I Gotta Wash My Mouth Out With Soap

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''Right, whoever loses this game has to do whatever the other says for a month'' My best friend Jack says with a smirk, reaching his hand out to be shook

Hesitating, I shook his hand anyway. 

45 minutes later and he already beat me 3 times in this shitty video game only he has probably heard of. 

''What's my punishment then?'' I groaned throwing the controller to the floor while Jack was thinking. What felt like 10 minutes later Jack had an idea, which was especially rare for him. I'm not saying Jack is dumb, but whenever he had an idea it involved half naked girls, alcohol and some kind of orgy. Which A) Is illegal as we're only 15 and B) No girl would even approach Jack, never mind have an orgy with him.

''Go on then'' I sighed, anxiously sipping my diet coke and waiting for his 'amazing' idea. 

''Okay so, you know Aubrey Jacobs?'' He gave me no time to respond before carrying on anyway ''You have to go and be friends with her, wait, not just friends. You need to get to know her, learn about her and even try to date her without getting killed''

I spat out my drink all over his cream carpet ''Me, date Aubrey Jacobs!? Jack you must be kidding'' ''Nope, you lost, you do what I say'' he said with a smug smile. I groaned and fell back onto the floor as soon as Jack's mom walked in.

The look on her face suited the situation, I mean, she walked in to see her sons carped stained in some kind of brown liquid (Gross, I know), her son laughing his head off while his friend is laying on the ground contemplating his life, oh yeah, not to forget the broken games controller half way across the room. 

The game of cracking the code of Aubrey Jacobs is on

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