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DONE DEAL PT. 1
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Y/N's POV
The instant you and Alastor stepped out of the golden portal and onto the plush carpet of the Hazbin lounge, the air practically detonated with noise.
Neon lights flickered, the radio in the far corner hummed static, and every head in the room snapped toward you with whiplash speed.
The portal behind you hadn’t fully faded yet, still shimmering with the soft silhouette of a human-world skyline. A very beautiful human sky.
Vaggie was the first to react. Ofcourse.
She shot up from the couch, her hair flaring widely, hands planted firmly on her hips. “WHAT—WHAT IS—WHAT ARE YOU DOING—WHAT—!? THE HUMAN WORLD!?” Her voice jumped three octaves as she pointed aggressively at the portal as if scolding a misbehaving child.
It was at this moment, you knew, you fvcked up.
Right, how could you forget that you really didn't inform anyone about you and Alastor going to the human world for a day-vacay. Great.
Angel Dust nearly dropped the nail file he’d been using. “Ohhh shit, now that’s a view. That’s a human-ASS sun! I haven’t seen that in decades—HEY, were you two on a field trip?”
Husk, meanwhile, froze mid-sip of his whiskey, squinting so hard his ears folded down.
“…You gotta be kiddin’ me…wait am i too drunk?”
Niffty jumped directly onto a table. “ARE THERE HUMANS THERE!? DID YOU BRING ONE BACK!? CAN I CLEAN THEM!?” Her eyes sparkled with dangerous enthusiasm.
You almost wanted to say: Niffty dear, humans can clean themselves, really.
Sir Pentious’s goggles popped off. “YOU WENT TO THE SURFACE!? WITHOUT ANNOUNCING IT!? THE IMPERTINENCE! THE AUDACITY—also, how wasssss it? Tell me everything.”
You didn’t even get a breath in before Vaggie stormed straight toward you, the sharp click of her boots echoing through the lounge like warning shots. Oh. Haha. Here we go...
“You—YOU—” she jabbed your chest with a finger, eyes wide, ears twitching in stress.
“You two went to a DIFFERENT REALM without telling anyone!? What if you died!? What if the exterminators caught you!? What if Heaven detected the portal signature!?”
She turned sharply toward Alastor, pointing at him too.
“And YOU! Why did you let her do something this—THIS dangerous!?”
Alastor placed a hand dramatically over his chest, leaning backward slightly as if her accusation offended him in a comically theatrical way. “My, my. Let her? My dear, when has anyone ever successfully stopped our lovely Y/N from doing anything she sets her mind to~?”
His tone was polite. His smirk razor-sharp.
He very clearly did not take the reprimand seriously.
Vaggie was not amused.
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PSYCHOPATHIC || ALASTOR x FEM READER
FanfictionYou were pretty hopeless as you lay on the dark green grass, as you see your own blood probably pooling beneath your body.. Pretty much deserved all of this, since you just tried to mimic that one TV show character you were so onto about and got sec...
