The Prank

Sorry for appearing dead to the world, I've just been a lazy shit, and Anime is a succubus. But anyway, hope you enjoy the One-Shot!!

(John Egbert picks up the camera and turns it towards himself. He is in the bathroom in his and Dave Strider's room. On the counter besides him, we can see two mysterious tubes, one empty and one full.)

John: Okay, so, since Dave said that my pranks suck, and after he took that picture of me failing at riding that skateboard, revenge is going to be sweet.

(John picks up the empty tube and the full one. You can see that the full tube says toothpaste, but the empty one was unreadable.)

John: So, what I've done is I've switched out Dave's toothpaste with Dirks old ointment I found in the bathroom cupboard. The tube's faded, so I dont know what it used to be. Anyways, let's go wake up Dave.~

(John puts the empty tube in the trash, and rushes into the bedroom and crouches next to a sleeping Dave. Dave was on his stomache, shirtless, with his head towards the camera. He had his shades off, with them on the bedside table. John begins poking Dave's cheek.)

John: (sing-song voice) Daaaaave.~ Daaaaaaaaaaavvvvvveee.~ Dave. Dave, get up. Dave. David. David Elizabeth Strider. Get, your ass up. Dave. DAVE!

(Dave jumps when John yells, his eyes snapping open, showing his brilliant red irises. He sees the camera, he quickly closes his eyes, and rubs his face.)

Dave: (thickly accented with sleep) Ah, shit bro. What the hell do you want? Unlike people who only need, like, 6 hours of sleep, like you, Egderp, I need exactly 12 hours of sleep to function properly.

(John rolls his eyes.)

John: Whatever, just go brush your teeth. Im not kissing you with morning breath.

Dave: Fine.

(Dave gets out of the bed, and reaches for his shades. Once he placed them over his eyes, he walked into the bathroom, with John following. John points the camera at the mirror, so that it saw everything they both did. He picks up the toothpaste with the ointment, and squirts it on his toothbrush. John starts giggling quietly as Dave puts his ointment covered toothbrush in his mouth, and begins brushing his teeth. After furiously brushing his teeth for a few seconds, Dave threw down his toothbrush in disgust and spit out the ointment in the sink. He then began washing it out with water from the sink.)

Dave: (high pitched) AW, WHAT THE FUCK!? EEEEHHHH!!! AAAAWWWWWW!! WWHHHYYY!?!

(John begins laughing.)

John: Aahhhh.~ Revenge is so sweet, I might get diabetes!~

(Dave looks at John in disbelief.)

Dave: You're an asshole, man.

John: You love me, though.

(John pecks Dave's cheek.)

Dave: I do. By the way, what was in the toothpaste?

John: Some kind of ointment that your brother left in the medicine cabinet.

(There was a moment of silence between the two teens.)

Dave: John.

John: Yes Dave?

Dave: That was butt ointment. You'd better start running, because you're about to be punished.

(John runs away with the camera, laughing and repeatedly saying "No!" as Dave chases after him.)

Dave: (smiling slightly) GET BACK HERE, EGDERP!!

John: (laughing loudly) NEVER DOUCHIE MCDOUCHE-PANTS!!!