Two words bish. Band. Tees. Some of you may be like "I love band tees!" "What's the problem with them?" Well, let me tell you... They are the cause of why I get interrogated every. Single. Day.
Now you see, I love band tees and I love to wear them but EVERY time I wear one this conversation happens:
Peasant: Oh, is that a Blink-182 shirt?
Moi: Yeah, I love them!
Peasant: Oh you love them? Name 5 songs, 3 albums and a award that they won!
Moi: W8... Whu nigga?
Like Bitch, puhlease... Once I had to tell a WHOLE Green Day album to a boy just to prove that "Yes, girls also listen to rock! Uh who knew that?" Like stahp, just stahp. Yes I like the band, I like the shirt, I can wear it whenever the fuck I want and no I don't need to answer your Are you a real fan of ____? Because m8 I didn't sign up for your life time stupidity based on looks.
Another thing is girls/boys that buy the merch without knowing that the band is even a band. One time this girl though that The Misfits were a fucking brand. Her exact words were "Yeah, they have amazing clothes I love this brand!" Like, bish really? Like... Like... Really?
Yeah it's short but... Nah it's not even good.
Peace out and suck my ass.
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