One Direction One Shots (boyxboy)

The Boyfriend Tag {Nouis}

(Information you need to know. •Louis is a YouTuber. •He has had this channel for two years. •Both Louis and Niall are openly gay. •Niall does not have a YouTube account. •You will enjoy this one shot because I told you to.)

Louis: Hello sexy humans! Louis 'The Tommo' Tomlinson here. How are all of you today? Fabulous? Of course! I can predict that you are all freaking out over the name of the video. And as you read "The Boyfriend Tag" you probably thought 'what? Louis doesn't have a boyfriend!" Weeeelllll... I do. He should be a very familiar face to most of you.

(Louis signals for Niall to sit next to him on the couch)

Niall: Hellooo!

Louis: That's right! (Grabs Niall's face) This little baby penguin...(Niall pulls Louis' hands away. Louis resorts to slinging his arm around Niall's shoulder)... is my boyfriend.

Niall: Surprise! I'm sorry if any of you have already died of "Nouis Feels" or at least that's what you call it in the comments, on Twitter, Instagram, tumblr, et cetera. So, Louis do you wanna tell them what we will be doing today?

(Niall turns to look at his boyfriend who was already facing Niall. When Niall turns, his nose brushes against Louis'. The elder seems to enjoy to close proximity of the two. Louis places a gentle kiss on Niall's lips. The kiss lasts for no longer than half a second. Louis turns to the camera with a satisfied smirk.)

Louis: We will be answering questions that we found on the Internet! Yay! (Pushes some buttons on his laptop) First Question. Where did we meet?

Niall: That's actually a funny story. (Louis nods in agreement. Both have goofy grins plastered on their faces) It was seven years ago and we got stuck in an elevator together for three hours. And me, being very claustrophobic, started to have a panic attack. But luckily, this guys right here (Niall playfully jabs his finger into Louis' rib causing the elder to squirm and breakout into a fit of giggles.) was able to calm me down.

Louis: The funny part is that neither of us had pressed the emergency button! After we realised that important bit of information, we were free in a matter of minutes.

Niall: Next question. Where was our first date?

Louis: My basement. We were watching what ever looked interesting on Netflix. You pulled the old "Pretending to Yawn so You Could Put Your Arm Around Me" trick.

Niall: You didn't have to cuddle into it but you did. And, just for the record, it was one in the morning, I was tired and wanted to sleep but noooo. We just had to watch the entire Suite Life on Deck series.

Louis: Anyways. Third question. How long have we been together?

Niall: Today is the nineteenth so that makes it one year, seven months and sixteen days. I remember the exact day you asked me to be your boyfriend. It was January second. We were each others' New Years kiss two nights before. You had another party on the first where you got absolutely wasted so I had to watch you all night. We woke up tangled together in your bed, fully clothed might I add, and that's when you asked me to be your boyfriend.

(Louis wipes a stray tear that slipped out somewhere towards the end of Niall's speech.)

Louis: I'm not suppose to be crying. This should be a happy video. Although these are happy tears, of course.

Niall: I'm sorry, Boo. Next Question. When was the first time we said 'I Love You'?

Louis: That's not what it says. Really, the next question is Who wears the pants in the relationship? But I like your question better. It was the April after we became boyfriends. You taped papers throughout my house, each had a hint to where the next paper was and 'I love you' in different languages. But since I am shit at languages, it was complete flumadiddle, or utter nonsense, to me. But, after running around my house like a madman, the papers brought me back to my bedroom. I opened my door and he was standing there the one last paper in his hands. It had the name of all the languages he used and English on the back. When I looked at him in confusion, he said it.

Niall: He cried for about an hour after that. I swear his is such a teenage girl sometimes. When did we meet each other's parents?

Louis: In general, the same day we met but as boyfriends...

Niall: ...that's an embarrassing story. To keep it simple my mum walked in on us kissing in my bed. She told his mum and they started fangirling. End of story.

Louis: When did we tell our friends? They found out the same way as his mum. Apparently, people don't know how to knock anymore.

Niall: On the topic of friends, who's my best friend?

Louis: Well, aside from me, your best friend is Liam Payne. (To the camera) Liam actually has a YouTube channel. I will put the link in the description below so check it out.  Do you know who my best friend is?

Niall: You mean your straight best friend who you paid to be your fake boyfriend so you could make me jealous? That best friend? Harry Styles.

(Louis has a slight blush painted across his cheeks. He hides his face in his hands while Niall laughs.)

Louis: (looks up from his hands). Moving on from that. Do we have any mutual friends or did we know the same people before we met?  Interesting topic. Seven years ago, about a week after we were stuck in the elevator, we started talking more.

Niall: I unconsciously brought up the topic of girlfriends.  That's when we told each other we were gay. So then the topic switched to boyfriends.

Louis: It turns out that we dated the same guy. At the same time. And broke up with him on the same day for the same reason; we suspected he was cheating.  So yes we have we knew the same person before we met. But for the mutual friends part, I can only think of the friends I made after I met you.

(Both boys start thinking. There is a silence and if you listen close enough you can hear the knobs turning in their heads. Niall is the first to break the short period of silence.)

Niall: Yeah, I can only think of the people I met. But we can go with that right?

(Louis quickly covers his eyes with his hands.)

Louis: What colour are my eyes?

Niall: (dreamily) They are the colour of the ocean after a storm.

Louis: (still covering his eyes.) And what colour is that?

Niall: Beautiful, breathtaking, outstanding, dazzling, ravishing... (Niall grabs Louis' wrists, removing them from his eyes so he could stare into them.) Absolutely perfect.

Louis: Could you be a little less specific?

(Niall rolls his eyes.)

Niall: Blue. Your eyes are blue.

Louis: I love you.

Niall: I love you too. (Niall places his hand on the back of Louis' neck and pulls him in for a kiss. The kiss is short and sweet and over in seconds.)

Louis: Thank you guys so much for watching. If you liked the video please give it a big thumbs up.

Niall: And again sorry for the big surprise. We apologise for keeping this secret from you guys for so long.

Louis: Stay fabulous!

Together: Bye!

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A/N

I literally wrote this in one day.... I'm procrastinating on finishing another one shot. I AM OFFICIALLY OUT OF IDEAS PLEASE HELP ME, MY SEXY HUMANS!!!