One Direction One Shots (boyxboy)

Fifty Shades of Liam {Lirry}

{they look like the picture}

Harry is in love with his boyfriend Liam. And James. And even Li, who hates him with a burning passion. Yeah, yeah. I know what you're thinking. "Why is Harry dating three guys, including a guy that hates him?" Well Harry is only dating one person. It just so happens that this one person has three separate personalities. Liam is the quiet, romantic one. James is the extremely happy and sometimes a little too horny one. And Li... well he's the aggressively heterosexual one.

•Harry's P.O.V.•

Liam and I are currently cuddling on my living room sofa while finishing a romantic comedy on Netflix. As the credits pop up, Liam stuffs his head into my neck and asks for the time. "5:45."

"We should go do something."

"Like what?" I asked.

"Could we go to your mum's bakery?" He sat up. I followed suit and wrapped my arm around his shoulders.

"Of course we can. Why don't you go take your medication then we'll go." Liam nods. He kisses my cheek quickly and stands up. "Hey," I grab his hand before he can walk too far. Liam looks back at me with a questioning look. "I love you, Liam."

"I love you, too, Harry." He smiles. I release his hand and he turns and walks up the stairs. I start to get worried when five minutes pass and Liam hasn't come back down. I get up off the couch and head upstairs. I open our bedroom door and see him standing there looking at his phone.

"Hey, Haz. What's up?" Well that explains a lot. It's James.

"Oh, hey, James. Just wondering if you wanted to go to the bakery?"

"Did I just switch?" James questioned. James and Liam are aware of the multi personality disorder, but they can't control it. Li, however, doesn't really understand the whole concept. Liam is his main personality, James pops up every once in a while, and Li, thankfully, does surface too often.

"Yeah." I chuckle.

"I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you." He smiles suggestively as he walks closer. I clasp my hands behind hid neck and he wraps his right arm around my waist, pulling his body closer to mine, and placed his left hand up my face and kissed me deeply. I kiss him back, obviously, just with a little less eagerness than him. Usually, I match his energy. He must have noticed this because he pulled away. "Not in the mood today?"

"No, I am. It's just... well I really want to go to the bakery." I laugh at my lame reasoning. James smiles widely and shakes his head.

"Well then let's go! We'll call it a date," he leaned in and whispered, "and maybe we can continue this after." James kisses the area just below my right ear.

"Okay." James' enthusiasm always makes me really happy. I unclasped my hands from behind him and grabbed his hands. He looks at me. "Let's go." I say.

We are just about to walk out of the room when I remember about the medication. I stop James from walking and go back to the table where we keep the pills. Liam, James, and Li all have different prescriptions. I take out James' pills and a notebook. The notebook is how I keep track of who takes the pill and when. Just so I don't accidentally tell two of them take it and have the body overdose.

"Do you remember what time you switched?" I asked.

"Like 6:47. Not really sure."

"Come take your medicine." James groans but walks over and takes it anyway. He complains that it makes him feel weird. "It really helps, James." I write in the notebook then put it, along with the medicine bottle. I look at him. He's smiling. "What?" I smile back.