(Still Sasugay's POV)
I was at lunch and probably going to meet my main hoe because the author has no concept of originality.
"Hey I don't want no lip, bitch!"
What the fuck?! Are you in my mind?! How is that even possible?!
"I'm the author I can do what I want. You do jack shit. I'm the mastermind behind this entire operation."
So technically you're talking to yourself?
"We- Shut up! No one asked for YOUR opinion..."
I did what everyone would do and I took a pistol and shot the author in the face, because that's natural. I mean everyone wants to shoot an author in the face at right?
「サスケ先輩！」
Oh fuck.
"What do you want Weeb #724?" I almost barfed at the smell of stereotypes.
「どうやら、私はあなたが話していた主な鍬よ！」
Dammit! We're going to have to put in translations! Plus if she's my main hoe she's going to be a reoccurring character! We both know how much of a lazy piece of shit you are!
"I was originally going to have your main hoe be Thug Nagisa from 50% Off"
Why did you change it then?!
"Continuity."
Tha- that doesn't make any sense!
"To be honest with you I don't really know what continuity means."
I expected that.
"Um... Sa-Sasuke-San?" Dammit more character introductions.
"Come back later he's thinking."
"Wha-what was that?!" The new character jumped up and screamed at the sound of the Author. What a wuss.
"The God of this new world."
「一部の人々は、その参照を理解することはありません。」
"You're not supposed to point out the reference! Now it has lost its charm..."
「ごめんなさい :(」
"Introduce the damn character already!" I was getting impatient and I was out of Weed to keep me occupied.
(A/N: Don't do drugs kitties!)
"Um... That's a possible love interest... But I forgot her name..."
"That stings a bit..." Possible Love Interest whispered.
"Yeah! Especially since it's coming from the person who created you!" I couldn't help but laugh at her misfortune.
"Are you even a girl? Shit be right back I have to Google anime characters... Damn this book and its references..."
Possible Love Interest's eye twitched. She/He/Whatever the fuck clearly didn't like this conversation.
"Y'know, let's just call them 'Shinji' for now."
"W-WOW. You guys are actually going to call me Shinji?" Shinji whined.
「どうやら。」
"At least the plot somewhat moved further this time."
"All it costed was my sanity."
「何正気？」
"Ha ha, I'll fucking murder you."
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WHALE THEN.
Interesting chapter I wrote here.
Sorry if I destroyed your brain!
But bless me because writing stuff like this is normal for me.
ANYMOO.
I found this for you children~!
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