*SLAMS HEAD ON TABLE.*
MY GOD. 87 YEARS SINCE I UPDATED THIS.
(Edit: 87 years later, I am working on this chapter again. Fuck.)
(Edit: ANOTHER 87 YEARS JESUS)
I BASICALLY ABANDONED WATTPAD.
But slow updates are normal for me so that's okay.
ANYMOO.
LET YOUR NIGHTMARES BEGIN.
Sasuke's POV:
It's been 87 years (+ another 87 (+ ANOTHER 87)) since the last update.
I thought the author finally forgot about me.
But boy, I was wrong.
Google Translate Abuser- er I mean that damn weeb from the last chapter isn't here because she's visiting "Japan". (Bullsh*t, I know she's heading to Idaho to visit her grandma.)
"SasuKERITA. Let'S GO FIND SOME YO-KAI TODAY HMMM?"
Sasukerita? Plus, no one's going to get that reference.
"SHUT UP AND LET ME BE HAPPY!!"
I headed to the lunch room while debating with the voices inside my head.
Cough The author Cough
"Agh, I'm so bored. Plus, I have writer's block..."
BAM!!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! STEVEN, YOU'RE REIGN OF CHAMPION IS OVER!!!" A mysterious voice yelled.
Writer's block my ass! Who's that?!
"Shh, he's about to introduce himself."
"HEY, WHO ARE YOU?" I screamed at him.
"Me? Heh, heh, heh... I AM... BILL NYE-"
"THE BLADER GUY!!!"
You know him?!
"Yeah, he was in my Light x L!"
"ULCH! DON'T. MENTION. THOSE. NAMES!!!!!" Bill Nye screeched at the top of his lungs.
"Dang, take a chill pill!" I threw a wet towel at him.
"Whatever... I am no longer Bill Nye the Blader Guy, I AM BILL NYE THE TRAINER GUY!!!!!" Bill yelled as he ripped open his shirt.
"This is no time for introducing antagonists!," A man with light blue hair who didn't look like a high schooler waved his hand, "We are in the middle of a battle to see who will become or remain champion!"
Who is that?
"Uh, that's Steven. Steven Stone, to be exact. I really wanted him in a chapter so-"
Great! I thought today was going to be normal!
"You know me, you might as well be a mafia boss."
Wait what?
"People who know me tend to get assassinated a lot."
Wait WHAT?
CRASH!
At that moment a bomb flew in the school window.
"Oh... they're here already."
WHO ARE THEY?!
"Just know that they want anyone who knows of my name dead."
I'm going to die?!
"Relax, you're fine. I'm just your conscience. And that's pretty boring. So I inserted a character that's basically me!"
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
"Adds suspense! It's fun! Now you have to figure out which student is actually me!"
Yeah, great! But what about the bomb?!
"Uhhh... how about we don't say in this area?"
I began to run, fast and far; Naruto style.
"Metagross! Use Meteor Mash!" Steven Stone yelled, and in that instant the bomb was destroyed.
"He could slap me and I wouldn't even be mad."
I don't think now is the time to be swooning over young men!
"You're just jealous I don't swoon over you."
If that was the case I would've killed myself a long time ago.
"That hot guy saved us!" A student yelled.
"I WANT HIM IN MY BASEMENT!" Another screeched.
Then a teacher came by and whispered something in Steven's ear, then taking him away from the crowd. Scandy.
"Maybe I should end the chapter here, this is getting out of hand."
For once, I agree with you.
