Hay Is For Whoreses (Phan Crackfic)

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"hecko internet" dan say. hell is a bd wrd.

"hi dan" internet say bak.

"I iz doing a nother collaberashon wif tyty!" dan say, claping v v gayly.

"hiiiiiiiiiii!!!1111!!1!!!" tyluhr say, popping in2 screen frum wut looked like a bj.

"wheres filip?" internet ask.

"whos fil?" tyler ahsk, confuzzled.

"amzangfilip" d4n anwseres.

"oh Oakley." tieluhr say, thne slahp his knee bc he v v funny bc he say Oohklee instaed uv ok an he nt okay dan waer him ot.

"we wachting prn 2day" dan smiel 2 camerrah.

"kewl beans" tyty say.

thy spend all day waching wierd porn an tehn tylur say "i have whisk wanna re-enahct tha whisk vid?"

dan think bc he was apprntky datng some1 but that k fil no need to kno.

"Oakley" dan say.

"it not funnny wen u do it." tyty fromn.

"o" dan sayed.

all of a suddence Philippe walk in

"omfg fil it not wut it look liek." dan cri.

fil cri 2

tyluhr smile bc his evel plan 2 get dahn is wrking.

"it is wut it look likes." tyresha say. "i gon stick whisk up d4n13l bu77."

fil cri mor and dan run way. tylasaurus rex folloh hem.

oh no.

joien us nxt time 4 mor tyrone vs filepe.