Hay Is For Whoreses (Phan Crackfic)

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Filup all alne so he cri emo tears and lisetn 2 my chemical Romance wich onlee mak him cri moer bc mcr died just like fillipe's haert.

"Dan y u no luv me"

D4n sudenlee txt the Philippines.
"Phli mfg I miss u cum bahk 2 me baby"

Fil happy bc Dan relly dO luv him
"I'm @ home, d4n13l!" Phan txt bk.

Fil heard the knock on a door and he go 2 open it with happinses in hrt liek yAY.

Only when he open a door...