2. #DIAPERCOMPANY

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Ugh I need a break....




Anyhow The Steve took Sarah to an empty plot of land.

"This my boy will be where my future will rise!" The Steve stared into the sun.

"I'm a girl!" Sarah stomped her foot. "I demand I little bit more respect since you think you can control me!"


"Shut up Sarah I Guess I demand YOU TO STOP YELLING AT ME I'M YOUR FREAKING BOSS YOU HEAR?! NOW SHUT UP AND OBEY BEFORE I SEW YOU!"


Sarah flinched and silent herself.

"Where was I? Oh yeah this here will become my diaper company."

"Why are you so obsessed with diapers?" Sarah mumbled to herself.


"Cuz I want to."



Omg how I wish I wasn't narrating this....


"What ya say narrator?!"


Uh....nothing?


"You better now continue please."


OK well anyways The Steve marked the land.






Ok this is awkward I just realized he is still naked...

"So?"


"Wait you're naked?!"

"No duh is it not obvious Sarah I Guess?''


"Okay....I'm just going to turn around and adjust my vision that I didn't see that...."


Okay anyhow The Steve started grabbing old pieces of wood and started to build the walls.

"A little help Sarah I Guess?" The Steve turned to her with a scowl.


"Like if.. "


"WHAT YA SAY?!"


"Uh...yes sir?"


"Better some respect!"


They started to build the walls.


So far crappy....



"Ok Sarah I Guess I need a hash tag."

"A what? What for?"


"I need my business to be nation wide and in order for that to work I need a hash tag to become trendy."


"How about #diapercompany?" Sarah suggested.


"What?! That's stupid! I have a better one. Check this out. What do you think of #diapercompany?"


"But....but that's what I said..."


"Nahah you said #diapercompany but I said #diapercompany. See the difference?"


"Oh yeah totally." She rolled her eyes.


"Now to work soon I will be rich!"


The Steve and Sarah continued building til a crappy building was formed.


"Perfect!" A tear slid from his eyes.



And that's when it all begins....



Oh boy I need to retire....

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